Burlesque can be a dangerous business. 99% of an audience will be great: fun, appreciative, hoopin and hollerin, having a good time and getting their money’s worth. But, as is true of most things, there is often that 1%. The noisy drunk at the back of the crowd, the guy who’s cell phone conversation is important enough for him to have right now, but not so important that he feels the need to step outside to avoid shouting over your music and my personal favourite: the sullen, grim faced woman who positions her self 3 feet from the stage, front and centre and glares at you while you perform, as if being held there against her will.
It is because of these charming elements that I make one recommendation to all new performers who seek advice, take a weapon on stage with you. Get creative, make it part of the show. In my ‘Wild Magnolia’ act I throw Mardi Gras beads out the audience, singling out those who, in the tradition of “Hey mista, throw me summin!”, have been most vocal.
Weapon of Choice
For the front row bearer of doom and gloom, I get a good spin on them and fling a strand of beads inches past her head (again, a Mardi Gras tradition!) she’ll soon step back and let someone who actually wants to see the show step forward.
Liquids are also good, my ‘Ragin Cajun’ act climaxes with a shower of Budweiser, a carefully aimed spray of beer at Mr. Cell Phone shuts him up pretty quick, while the rest of the audience gets to enjoy the unique site of beer on boobs.
Tuesday Laveau: Beer & Boobs
Treat your audience with love and respect and they will do the same for you and for the inevitable jerk in the crowd, actions speak louder than words!
Tuesday Laveau 